I recently went to Barcelona with some buddies of mine for the weekend, to discover a new town, enjoy the beach and get out of the daily routine. Of course that included some partying, flirting and hopefully some getting laid.

On a traditional Saturday night we went to the hottest club in Barcelona (“Opium”) located near the “Port Olympic” on the seaside of the city. 5 guys, not all greatly dressed: at first the bouncer denied the entrance, then one of my friends mumbled something in Spanish to the bouncer and we got in. I’m still not sure what he said but I always thought that trying to argue with the bouncer was a waste of energy: guess I was wrong.

Opium is definitely today the place to be in Barcelona where there are the hottest looking girls. The club is really nice, pricy but it’s worth it compared to the clubs and bars surrounding “Opium”.

I played my usual style, smiling all the time, joking with my friends to appear confident and as being the price to win over. It worked: two British girls from Manchester started talking to me, they were both attractive but just like many British women they do too much: too much make-up, over-flashy clothes, skirts almost showing their ass… I just moved on and didn’t give them a chance: sorry next time try to be a bit more classy. Anyway it doesn’t happen everyday that women come up to me but when you’re appearing confident you’re improving your odds.

At around 3 in the morning, all of us were quite drunk and this chick hollers at me in Spanish with a strong French accent. We immediately switched to English as Spanish is not my thing. She’s drunker than I am, bumps into people and forgets my name every 5 minutes. I always feel rejected by a woman that’s drunker than me but her looks and behavior gave her something that the English girls didn’t have.

She was tall (5’10), thin, with a nice body, nice breasts (C or D cup), cute smile, cute face and an interesting way of flirting with me that made me want to stick around. I like meeting girls that are a bit fucked up and need some fixing, I don’t really know why I’m attracted to irrational women but she felt like my type of girl. She was much younger than me that didn’t really matter. We hooked up five minutes after meeting, hanged out for about an hour at Opium, got out and went to the beach. We wanted to do it on the beach but unfortunately we didn’t have condoms. I’ve never had sex on the beach but the first thing that went through my head was: “sand is going to get in the way and it’s going to hurt as hell!”.

Anyway we headed back to the apartment I was renting and headed to my room. She stripped: “what a beautiful body” I thought to myself. We had safe sex twice, I then I gave her a head. She seemed to be enjoying it but at a certain moment her right thigh started to bump and lay on my head and she stopped moaning. I kept on going for a few seconds, noticed no changes, tried to talk to her but it was obvious: she had fallen asleep… I felt like an idiot but i didn’t take it personally we both had a lot to drink and it was over 8am. We ended up having a great time together the next day and some great unprotected sex. She wants to see me soon but in my unlimited race for perfection she doesn’t meet all the criteria’s.

Clubbing is where I meet the most women. Some say that it’s bookstores, malls, college campuses etc. It just depends how you behave and what your habits are. I love to dance, have fun, get drunk and women usually find me attractive: that’s probably the reason why clubbing is efficient. If I were more of a talker, I would have found another place to play the game.

By the way all my friends agreed that Spanish women are not really great looking, it’s not the way they look but it’s more the fact that they’re just not that pretty. They appear to have an average larger breast size than women from other countries, which is probably just an impression: I couldn’t find any data.

You’re probably wondering why I used this image of elephants fucking, well there is no explanation except the fact that I found it funny and I couldn’t find a proper picture of a woman falling asleep during sex…

Thenonsenser

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